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#1 Post by Ely » Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:56 pm

[17:11] killography: yo!
[17:12] killography: WHAT IS UP PLAYA
[17:12] YuriSEALPrime: it's you!!
[17:12] YuriSEALPrime: how are you gentleman
[17:12] killography: me?
[17:12] killography: I am doing very well good sir
[17:12] killography: and yourself?
[17:12] killography: it is a lovely day at the haberdasher
[17:12] YuriSEALPrime: I'm doing pretty well
[17:12] YuriSEALPrime: isn't a haberdashery where you buy cigars?
[17:12] killography: haberdasher...y >_>
[17:12] killography: yes
[17:12] YuriSEALPrime: fuckin a
[17:12] killography: a haberdasher is a... person >_>
[17:12] YuriSEALPrime: that gives me a wonderful idea
[17:12] killography: I KNEW THAT
[17:12] YuriSEALPrime: I SHOULD GET SOME CIGARS
[17:12] YuriSEALPrime: oh wait, I'm spending all my money on a laptop
[17:13] YuriSEALPrime: TIME TO JUSTIFY THAT INVESTMENT
[17:13] YuriSEALPrime: a 1920 pixels wide screen is fairly valuable for my schoolwork, and I can't take my desktop
[17:13] YuriSEALPrime: therefore, a thousand dollar gaming laptop is not a bad idea t all
[17:13] killography: YES
[17:13] YuriSEALPrime: ...alright, I'll work on the sarcasm
[17:13] YuriSEALPrime: BUT OTHERWISE GOOD
[17:13] killography: ALSO SCREEN TO WATCH TITS
[17:13] YuriSEALPrime: AWWWWWWWWWW YEAH TITS
[17:14] YuriSEALPrime: tits and minecraft
[17:14] YuriSEALPrime: split-screen
[17:14] YuriSEALPrime: BAM
[17:14] killography: perfect
[17:14] killography: the best thing is important client deliverables on 1/2 screen, tits on the other
[17:14] killography: that's the ultimate cluster F right there
[17:15] killography: or like, porn on 1/2 the side, emailing your dad on the other side
[17:15] YuriSEALPrime: hey dad, uh, so, like, uh, I had
[17:16] YuriSEALPrime: YOU KNOW I DIDN'T WANT TO EMAIL HIM THAT MUCH IN THE FIRST PLACE
[17:16] YuriSEALPrime: just minimize that for a second and uh
[17:16] YuriSEALPrime: oh, my
[17:16] YuriSEALPrime: yes, that'll do
[17:16] YuriSEALPrime: SO
[17:16] YuriSEALPrime: what are your thoughts on MR KOJIMA'S impressive statements?
[17:16] YuriSEALPrime: just kidding
[17:16] killography: let me tell you
[17:16] YuriSEALPrime: I'd find hideo kojima pissing into a bowl impressive
[17:17] killography: ... what kind of a bowl?
[17:17] killography: a good one?
[17:17] killography: or like, a cheap plastic one
[17:17] killography: I figure kojima would piss exclusively into gold rimmed chalices
[17:17] killography: or a servant's open cupped hands
[17:17] YuriSEALPrime: the servant would be a beautiful woman
[17:17] YuriSEALPrime: she would rub herself with the urine afterward
[17:18] YuriSEALPrime: men would be repulsed by the smell
[17:18] killography: standard practice in japan
[17:18] YuriSEALPrime: but strangely drawn to it
[17:18] YuriSEALPrime: like a steaming yellow car crash across her tits
[17:18] YuriSEALPrime: (I assume that the room would be refrigerated)
[17:18] killography: of course
[17:18] killography: kojima lives exclusively in refrigerated rooms
[17:18] YuriSEALPrime: ...I need to find another context
[17:19] YuriSEALPrime: ANY other context
[17:19] YuriSEALPrime: where it would be appropriate to say "like a steaming yellow car crash across her tits"
[17:19] YuriSEALPrime: we digress, though
[17:19] YuriSEALPrime: you were about to tell me
[17:19] YuriSEALPrime: I was going to allow that
[17:20] killography: well between the tits and the piss and the car crashes we pretty much covered it
[17:20] YuriSEALPrime: haha
[17:22] killography: so what's the laptop for exactly?
[17:22] killography: so you can be doing work with a big screen and something else?
[17:22] YuriSEALPrime: basically, I had a samsung laptop I used for school
[17:23] YuriSEALPrime: it's alright, but its screen is 1366x768 or some bullshit and it has no dedicated 3-D card
[17:23] YuriSEALPrime: so any 3-D rendering at all runs like garbage and I have fairly limited screen real estate
[17:23] YuriSEALPrime: I know from working with my desktop that screen real estate has a direct impact on the speed at which I can code
[17:24] YuriSEALPrime: (in particular, because I can keep more toolbars open and it's easier to splitscreen planning docs / the actual code)
[17:24] YuriSEALPrime: planning docs including actual planning documents, requirements sheets, any research that's in progress, etc
[17:24] YuriSEALPrime: it also happens to bump me from a dual core to a quad core, which always helps
[17:24] YuriSEALPrime: AND the computer may (or may not, this part I don't remember) give me two hard drive bays instead of just one
[17:25] YuriSEALPrime: which would allow me to run the OS off my SSD and keep a traditional drive for storage
[17:25] killography: that's great
[17:25] YuriSEALPrime: (particularly valuable if I dual boot linux/windows)
[17:25] killography: yeah
[17:25] killography: don't shit where you fuck, etc
[17:25] YuriSEALPrime: the laptop actually provides me with good value, it's just expensive
[17:26] YuriSEALPrime: but sometimes I fuck where she shits
[17:26] YuriSEALPrime: HEYO
[17:26] killography: POOR
[17:26] killography: POOR
[17:26] killography: POOR
[17:26] killography: YOU ARE BAD AT SEXING
[17:26] YuriSEALPrime: haha
[17:26] killography: name that reference!
[17:26] YuriSEALPrime: sex hero, don't remember which TV show
[17:26] YuriSEALPrime: or was it a comic? just remember it was a guitar hero style game with sex instead
[17:27] YuriSEALPrime: wait
[17:27] YuriSEALPrime: uhhh least I could do?
[17:27] YuriSEALPrime: and they replaced a ddr machine?
[17:29] killography: it was penny arcade!
[17:29] YuriSEALPrime: ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu I lose forever
[17:30] killography: I'm trying to find it
[17:31] killography: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/11/29/
[17:31] killography: BAM
[17:31] killography: INTERNET'D
[17:31] YuriSEALPrime: haha
[17:31] YuriSEALPrime: the second panel has the best lazy dialog ever
[17:31] YuriSEALPrime: hoooooooooooooooooooooooo
[17:31] YuriSEALPrime: hoooooooooooooooooooooo
[17:32] YuriSEALPrime: http://i.imgur.com/DxwIn.jpg
[17:34] killography: nice
[17:35] killography: I love it
[17:35] killography: the worst is trying to not burst out laughing at a client site
[17:35] killography: with my team in the room
[17:35] killography: hey, have you seen maddox's reviews of children's artwork?
[17:35] killography: it's pretty terrible and hialrious
[17:35] YuriSEALPrime: yup
[17:35] YuriSEALPrime: and, having seen the quality of the average company's web page
[17:35] YuriSEALPrime: I understand why you thought of it
[17:35] YuriSEALPrime: you look at it and you're like
[17:36] YuriSEALPrime: http://www.ravenhillagencies.com/
[17:36] YuriSEALPrime: OH, YES, I QUITE LIKE THE FLYING RAVEN
[17:36] YuriSEALPrime: RAVENHILLAGENCIES.COM, PERFECT
[17:36] YuriSEALPrime: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE WORD THAT 80% OF YOUR CLIENTS WILL MISSPELL AND TWENTY CHARACTERS IN YOUR ADDRESS
[17:36] YuriSEALPrime: VERY MARKETABLE
[17:37] killography: yes
[17:37] killography: let's judge other people's work
[17:37] killography: THIS WEBSITE IS SHIT
[17:37] YuriSEALPrime: haha
[17:37] killography: WHAT THE HELL IS A MOVING SUNSET
[17:37] YuriSEALPrime: I can't decide if you're disappointed or entertained or both
[17:37] YuriSEALPrime: IF THE SUN GETS IN YOUR EYES
[17:38] YuriSEALPrime: RAVENHILL WILL DRAG IT BEHIND THE HORIZON AND FUCK IT UNTIL IT DOESN'T GET UP AGAIN
[17:38] YuriSEALPrime: they're really dedicated
[17:38] YuriSEALPrime: is what I'm getting at
[17:38] killography: you're right
[17:38] YuriSEALPrime: also possibly serial rapist/murderers
[17:38] killography: dude honestly I don't want to buy insurance from a raven
[17:38] killography: or a hill
[17:38] killography: neither of those things connote safety to me
[17:38] YuriSEALPrime: but they're a raven hill
[17:38] YuriSEALPrime: I assume that it's just where, like, ravens congregate or something
[17:38] YuriSEALPrime: seems legit
[17:39] killography: poe and bunker hill have made me wary of both of these notions
[17:40] YuriSEALPrime: oh, you americans and your history
[17:41] killography: HELL YEAH PLAYA
[17:41] killography: INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION ALL UP IN THIS BITCH
[17:41] killography: CIVIL RIGHTS REFORM
[17:42] killography: GIVING NATIVE AMERICANS SMALL POX
[17:42] YuriSEALPrime: america's greatest achievement
[17:42] killography: all accomplishments I am so proud of my people for
[17:42] YuriSEALPrime: in canada, we set up rural schools to keep them alive, while erasing their culture and crushing their souls
[17:42] YuriSEALPrime: sort of like the pacifist version of total war
[17:43] killography: lol
[17:43] YuriSEALPrime: except pacifists don't beat children and force them to go to church
[17:43] killography: in the US we feel so bad for them we give them money every year
[17:43] killography: through "indian health services"
[17:43] YuriSEALPrime: we have multiple similar things
[17:43] killography: "multiple similar things"
[17:43] YuriSEALPrime: they're also actually sort-of recognized as a separate nation with treaties
[17:44] killography: ahaha
[17:44] killography: hahahaha
[17:44] YuriSEALPrime: as in, medicare has a lot of provisions for indian healthcare
[17:44] killography: ohohoho
[17:44] YuriSEALPrime: they get actual payments if they live on reserves
[17:44] YuriSEALPrime: reserves have separately-funded school systems
[17:44] YuriSEALPrime: there are native-only scholarships for post-secondary schools
[17:45] YuriSEALPrime: bunch of other stuff I'm not really aware of
[17:45] YuriSEALPrime: when I say the "separate nation" thing, it's because there are exemptions to some Canadian laws
[17:46] YuriSEALPrime: for instance, substantially different hunting rights and I think that reservations don't have exactly the same court system
[17:46] YuriSEALPrime: THE MORE YOU HEAR SECOND-HAND FROM SOMEONE NOT PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN THE SUBJECT
[17:46] YuriSEALPrime: >_> take that, nbc
[17:46] killography: I dunno man
[17:47] killography: seems like this system is open to abuse
[17:47] killography: hell, I can say I'm indian and go hunting as much as I want
[17:47] killography: kill whatever animals I want
[17:47] killography: humans, for example
[17:47] YuriSEALPrime: treaty status indians actually have cards
[17:47] killography: and claim retribution against the white man
[17:47] YuriSEALPrime: you have to make an application, provide proof of heritage, etc
[17:47] killography: I can get all that.
[17:48] YuriSEALPrime: it would be easier to just kill people you don't know and not hang around to get arrested
[17:48] killography: hmm
[17:48] YuriSEALPrime: pretty much drops your chances of being caught to under 5% instantly
[17:48] YuriSEALPrime: that's why the serial killers always seem ridiculous after they're caught
[17:48] YuriSEALPrime: you've got like
[17:49] YuriSEALPrime: fucking human skeletons all over the living room
[17:49] YuriSEALPrime: fridge full of hearts
[17:49] YuriSEALPrime: but he never killed anybody he knew, so they never had a reason to go in and find out
[17:50] killography: hmm, "fucking human skeletons all over the living room," eh?
[17:50] YuriSEALPrime: apparently even easier now, because juries expect murderers to jizz / bleed on everything
[17:50] killography: I like the sound of that
[17:50] killography: ah
[17:50] YuriSEALPrime: NO DNA EVIDENCE?
[17:50] YuriSEALPrime: THE WITNESSES ARE LYING
[17:52] YuriSEALPrime: uh
[17:52] YuriSEALPrime: not that I've been studying how to murder people
[17:52] killography: oh, uh, me neither
[17:52] killography: or fucking skeletons either
[17:53] killography: I'm a normal guy
[17:53] YuriSEALPrime: haha
[17:53] killography: just you know, I like to read a book
[17:53] killography: go out on weekends
[17:53] killography: drive slowly down the road
[17:53] killography: buy chloroform and duct tape
[17:53] killography: you know, normal guy
[17:53] killography: what?
[17:53] YuriSEALPrime: it's not like I want to rape a prostitute then wear her skin
[17:53] killography: yeah
[17:53] killography: I agree
[17:53] YuriSEALPrime: I mean, it'd be much easier to get off if I were wearing some of the skin first
[17:53] killography: no one would possibly want to transform into the object of their own sexual desire
[17:53] YuriSEALPrime: uh, theoretically
[17:54] killography: yeah
[17:54] killography: that's for weirdos
[17:54] killography: I'm not like that
[17:54] YuriSEALPrime: exactly
[17:54] YuriSEALPrime: I don't transcend transgression and become the god of flesh
[17:54] YuriSEALPrime: I'd have to be some sort of twisted, narcissistic freak to do that
[17:57] YuriSEALPrime: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina why? good god, why
[17:57] killography: this entire conversation is getting posted on PB
[17:57] killography: this is too good
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#2 Post by Ely » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:04 pm

PART TWO!!! (kind of)

[17:59] killography: http://www.phantombabies.net/phpBB2/vie ... 810#362810
[17:59] killography: and now we sit back and wait for the "LOL! very nice!"
[17:59] killography: "You are so cool! Back slap!"
[17:59] killography: to trickle in
[17:59] YuriSEALPrime: alexxx will be like
[18:00] YuriSEALPrime: "what is this, amateur hour?"
[18:00] YuriSEALPrime: then he'll post his murder tips
[18:00] YuriSEALPrime: "if you kill the cops, WHO WILL ARREST YOU?"
[18:00] killography: "You guys are a bunch of idiots. HERE'S how you kill someone and not get caught for it. It starts, like all things, with proper cosplay."
[18:00] YuriSEALPrime: make sure your costume fits your body type
[18:00] YuriSEALPrime: if somebody sees a perfect Dante, they'll just be like IT WAS DANTE
[18:01] YuriSEALPrime: but if they see a fat / slightly skinnier guy, they'll be like THAT FAT LOSER COSPLAYER
[18:03] killography: yes, it was THAT VIDEO GAME CHARACTER, he killed those 5 guys
[18:04] killography: probably spent 30 seconds cutting one of his victims over and over again in midair
[18:04] killography: but if he was a fatty, then obviously it wasn't that awesome guy we all love
[18:04] killography: it was some fat guy pretending to be cool
[18:04] YuriSEALPrime: everybody knows fat guys can't jump cancel
[18:04] killography: or slightly skinnier guys
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#3 Post by Super Dante » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:19 am

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#4 Post by Jebryath » Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:30 am

You're beautiful as you say the words.
The beautiful words you say.

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#5 Post by Super Dante » Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:39 am

fuck google images always popping up the sites that go out first. <_<

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#6 Post by Lockheart » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:58 am

LOL! very nice!

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#7 Post by Andy » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:06 am

You are so cool! Back slap!

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#8 Post by Ely » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:08 pm

I am now satisfied with life.
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#9 Post by Lady K » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:00 pm

Good to see that Jeb just always talks about tits, and it's not just me that he harasses about them. XD

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#10 Post by Jebryath » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:56 pm

Don't make me crash my steaming yellow car on your tits.
You're beautiful as you say the words.
The beautiful words you say.

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#11 Post by Lady K » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:05 am

At least it's not a steaming pile of shit.

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#12 Post by Ely » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:07 pm

Shenanigans continue!

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AND THE GRAND FINALE


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#13 Post by Ely » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:28 pm

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#14 Post by Ely » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:35 am

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#15 Post by Jebryath » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:49 am

This strip is too amazing.
You're beautiful as you say the words.
The beautiful words you say.

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#16 Post by Gerbil Zero » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:59 am

EVERY ONE MADE ME LAUGH.

HOW MANY COMICS CAN LAY CLAIM TO THAT?

ONLY ONE. THE QUESTION WAS RHETORICAL.

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