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I have a weirdest boner right now.

#1 Post by TaZ » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:14 am

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...I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet there'd only be one website left and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'...

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#2 Post by Andy » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:25 am

Oh man. That's gnarly. I couldn't even watch the whole thing.



...I'm so weak.
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#3 Post by ggs, g2g » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:43 am

Hum... ok.

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#4 Post by crazyswords » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:11 pm

She actually has pretty decent comic timing.

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#5 Post by TaZ » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:21 pm

crazyswords wrote:She actually has pretty decent comic timing.

I'll tell what she has that's pretty decent.


Tits.
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#6 Post by Gerbil X » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:50 pm

As someone with a breast milk fetish, I approve of this topic.
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#7 Post by Lockheart » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:34 am

TaZ wrote:I'll tell what she has that's pretty decent.


Tits.
I laughed way harder than I should have.

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#9 Post by Lady K » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:34 am

Andy wrote:Oh man. That's gnarly. I couldn't even watch the whole thing.



...I'm so weak.
Definitely weak because that's definitely not breastmilk she's drinking. She'd have to have either recently had a child or be currently breast feeding a young child that she's been feeding since it was born to even produce milk from her tits. It's not like all women who hit puberty can just squeeze their tits and squirt milk.
And now I have to pay the price to go on living.

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#10 Post by Andy » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:11 am

Lady K wrote:Definitely weak because that's definitely not breastmilk she's drinking.
I realize it's likely fake. Just the idea grossed me out. I couldn't sit through it. I don't even know why. It's not even close to the worst thing I've ever seen.
She'd have to have either recently had a child or be currently breast feeding a young child that she's been feeding since it was born to even produce milk from her tits. It's not like all women who hit puberty can just squeeze their tits and squirt milk.
WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
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#11 Post by ggs, g2g » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:43 pm

Or maybe she just bought it, K. She went on about how you can go to a breast milk bank of some description and buy it. But yeah, I think it was just plain ol cow milk too.

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#12 Post by TaZ » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:26 pm

Lady K wrote:Definitely weak because that's definitely not breastmilk she's drinking. She'd have to have either recently had a child or be currently breast feeding a young child that she's been feeding since it was born to even produce milk from her tits. It's not like all women who hit puberty can just squeeze their tits and squirt milk.
She just had a child. Her name is Lulu.

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Fucking research, how does it work!?




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#13 Post by ggs, g2g » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:21 pm

Hahahahahahaha

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#14 Post by Lady K » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:22 pm

1.) My apologies Taz, I should have also said that if she had a young child she'd also STILL have to be breastfeeding it. If she's breastfeeding a child of that age, she needs to see a psychiatrist.

2.) I DID do some research.
AlexxShadenk777 wrote:Or maybe she just bought it, K.

3.) Well, then it wouldn't HER breastmilk, would it?
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#15 Post by TaZ » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:02 pm

Lady K wrote:1.) My apologies Taz, I should have also said that if she had a young child she'd also STILL have to be breastfeeding it. If she's breastfeeding a child of that age, she needs to see a psychiatrist.
Ai'ght, let's break it down. First, let's look at the post date for both videos.

Breastmilk video: Feb 18, 2010

Lulu video: Jul 3, 2010

Let's assume that those dates correspond to the actual events portrayed in the video. That would make Lulu at the very least 5 months old. Alas, from the second video, she seems teething. I see both the lower and upper incisors clearly visible. According to wikipedia, the approximate age for babies to have their upper incisors is 8 months. Again, assuming that is her real age, that would make her 3 months old when the first, breasmilk video was posted.

You think she needs a psychiatrist because...?


Also, I don't think that video constitute as research since it can be easily interpreted as a joke to all those people who were appalled and screamed at her for drinking her own milk. It really goes both ways.
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#16 Post by Jebryath » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:47 pm

Hey, Robert Aryyn seemed to be turning out okay.
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#17 Post by Lady K » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:55 pm

Well my bad! I didn't look at the post dates of the videos, I watched your embedded files. I assumed you were posting something current. I thoroughly apologize for not doing more research before declaring her boob milk drinking a joke.

Either way, if you read her post concerning the second video where she mocks drinking her own breastmilk you'd see that it was a response to people freaking out because anyone who wasn't a typical subscriber to her videos actually believed she did it.

Even if it WAS breastmilk, her own or anyone else's, I don't see why Andy is so freaked out by it. It's just milk. The milk most people drink comes from a cow tit. Why is that less disgusting?
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#18 Post by Super Dante » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:59 pm

i wish when i sucked tits i would get milk from them.

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#19 Post by ggs, g2g » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:26 pm

Ookay, now we're in creepy territory, SD.

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#20 Post by crazyswords » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:03 pm

Besides, you can lactate awhile even after you stop breastfeeding.

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#21 Post by TaZ » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:24 am

crazyswords wrote:Besides, you can lactate awhile even after you stop breastfeeding.
That's what she said.
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#22 Post by Andy » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:42 am

Lady K wrote:Even if it WAS breastmilk, her own or anyone else's, I don't see why Andy is so freaked out by it.
Well, why didn't you just say so?

BTW, I already answered that. No idea.
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#23 Post by RX7 » Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:02 am

Gerbil X wrote:As someone with a breast milk fetish, I approve of this topic.
Never figured that you'd have a fetish for breast milk, lol.

I'm with Andy here, that's pretty damn gross. It might just be milk, and I wouldn't mind if she had drank just a tiny bit of it but she drank an entire bottle. I can drink cow milk because it's pasteurized but raw cow milk stinks like shit (used to live in the countryside when I was younger). I assume that breast milk also has a weird smell to it and I even Googled that shit to see if it was true and sure enough, women claim that their breast milk odor changes in accordance to what they eat that day lol.

That's just me though, I have a weak stomach to anything that's even remotely gross barring mutilated corpses and gory scenes in the media.
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#25 Post by Gerbil X » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:27 am

Tri is officially the new best new member. I enjoy your substantial posts.

And K, people can get weirded out by anything. It doesn't have to be logical; it's just a matter of culture and personal disposition and environment. They will have their arguments they about how it is strange. And you may even be able to point out huge logical holes in their statements, but you probably wont change how they feel. Not to say that you're not allowed to try, though. xd

That said, maybe you don't care so much about how they feel, and rather just want to state your stance on the matter. If so, then do so! (>")>
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#26 Post by Corafus » Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:21 am

I thought we wer e gonna g4et to see TA'S DICK.

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#27 Post by Psychochild » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:13 pm

She just had a child. Her name is Lulu.
And there goes my boner. Thanks for ruining this for me.

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#28 Post by TaZ » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:27 pm

Psychochild wrote:
She just had a child. Her name is Lulu.
And there goes my boner. Thanks for ruining this for me.
You don't like milfs?

For shame.
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#29 Post by Jebryath » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:06 pm

Maybe he just doesn't like Lulus.
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#30 Post by Super Dante » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:02 am

It's clearly just the kid in general.

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