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#51 Post by Super Dante » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:33 am

if i get an erection from it im fapping to it. obviously real girls are better in person but when you're just looking to beat it, it doesn't matter as long as it's good to you, really. nothing wrong with fapping to hentai.

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#52 Post by Secret_Alt » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:51 am

AlexxShadenk777 wrote:
Secret_Alt wrote:Yes, I would argue having real, actual, living, breathing humans is more natural.

Would you not?
Depends on my mood, really, I enjoy both kinds of smut in equal amounts, but for different reasons. You're an idiot for assuming there's a choice for only one or the other and you're hilariously an even bigger idiot for acting like a moral douchebag.

There are thousands, literally thousands of fetishes and sexual preferences that the human brain can devise and you have zero control over it. Some make no logical sense (vore), others are disgusting and repulsive for most people (scat), and some of them can even go one's intelligence altogether (ballbusting, infantilization), but to say that porn with real people is better than hentai shows some sizable ignorance.

Also, what Gerbil X said, plus this extra satirical representation of how your brain works:
MY kind of porn is better than yours because it's REAL!

Meanwhile my brain works like this:
There's awesome porn, and there's shitty porn. It doesn't matter if it's live action, animation, or written, all that matters is if it works for you.
...I never said real porn was in any way superior. When did I ever say that.

I said I wasn't surprised that you guys masturbate to hentai.

Next time you go off on someone and insult them by calling them names, (something that only serves to make you yourself look like the idiot) take a breathe and don't be so juvenile.

Also, my point stands that real pornography is indeed more natural. I like that you totally sidestepped that in your response.

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#53 Post by RX7 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:29 am

Secret_Alt wrote:...I never said real porn was in any way superior. When did I ever say that.

I said I wasn't surprised that you guys masturbate to hentai.

Also, my point stands that real pornography is indeed more natural.
Let's say that you didn't imply that real porn is better than hentai or whatever. The way you said that seems like you're looking down on people who do whack it to some hentai. I can assume that you're thinking something like "Who the fuck masturbates to some drawings?".

More natural? The hell does that even mean? lol. If you want natural, then just go ahead and bang a real chick. You're wacking it to something that gets you off, what exactly is so natural to wacking it to some regular porn as opposed to some hentai?

As for me, I don't need much of a justification. If something gets my dick so hard to the point where I feel like I need to blow some knuckle children out, then that's good enough for me.
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#54 Post by Secret_Alt » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:30 am

I only said the natural part because Alex brought it up first. As I stated before, read my post before you type. It makes you look.....well, not good.

I really don't know why you are all so easily set off about this.

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#55 Post by ggs, g2g » Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:59 pm

Oh it's cute that you're trying to act smarter than me. I read with godlike precision what you wrote and responded perfectly. Be a moreal douchebag somewhere else and choke on your own dick cuz you're probably a faggot anyway.

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#56 Post by RX7 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:13 pm

Secret_Alt wrote:I only said the natural part because Alex brought it up first. As I stated before, read my post before you type. It makes you look.....well, not good.

I really don't know why you are all so easily set off about this.
Alright, alright, let me just ask you this. Why are you not surprised as to why some people here get off to some hentai? Is there something distinctive about us that separate us from other people you've met on the web? Truth be told, I don't really care what random internet guy #5215413235 thinks of me but I do wanna know the answer to that question just for the lulz.
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#57 Post by ggs, g2g » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:02 am

He's a fucking idiot, end of fable, RX.

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#58 Post by TaZ » Fri Sep 23, 2011 5:58 am

AlexxShadenk777 wrote:I read with godlike precision
no you don't
...I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet there'd only be one website left and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'...

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#59 Post by Secret_Alt » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:25 am

AlexxShadenk777 wrote:Oh it's cute that you're trying to act smarter than me. I read with godlike precision what you wrote and responded perfectly. Be a moreal douchebag somewhere else and choke on your own dick cuz you're probably a faggot anyway.
I truly and honestly don't know why you have to resort to calling people names. As stated before, it makes you look very uneducated.

Moral douchebag? Do you even read my posts? I again never stated that there was anything inherently wrong with hentai and the like. You are making yourself look very ignorant.

With regards to RX7, thank you for having this conversation like an adult and not resorting to calling people, 'faggots cuz they choke on their dicks' and such. I stated I am not surprised because, well, I'm not at all surprised. I guess you could call it a vibe or something. But when I saw Alexes pictures of himself I also got that strong vibe.

It's interesting that you, again, get SO defensive about masturbating to hentai. Probably says things about you, but I will not derail this thread any further.

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#60 Post by ggs, g2g » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:05 pm

Since when is stating the sensible, being defensive?

You first posted this suggestive, collective insult toward everyone:

"How am I not surprised you all crank to anime porn."

Right there, you're insulting everyone in the thread for having a particular taste of porn, and by extension, implying that not anime porn is inherently better.

Next, you reinforced the implication by proceeding to describe how living, breathing people are more natural. This is just another way of saying it's better, this time just for you, thusly claiming yourself to be superior to everyone who enjoys hentai.

Reiteration: you're an idiot for all kinds of reasons, the main ones here being that you pretended like everything you said wasn't wrong and also by trying to make me look bad when you're the one who posted first such an idiotic sentence of nothing but pure elitism. <i>Porn</i> oriented elitism, to be more hilariously factual. And also for saying "I never said it was better" when you said so twice, if not thrice.

And what exactly do you think this little exercise tells of me? That I like hentai? Brilliant! Except I had already said so myself that I like both kinds of smut. I can enjoy it in written form too, while I'm at it. The only underlining definition about all this that you can draw from about me is that I often can't pass up on an opportunity to insult idiots like you. It's especially sad when you're one of the most oblivious and pretending to be mature ones I've seen. I almost laughed when you said my insulting makes me look uneducated, especially when I had solid sensible rhetorics to back me up in the same post. Perhaps you're the one who should go back and read what I wrote through your own eyes, mr. don't know shit about shit.

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#61 Post by Atra Viator » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:17 pm

Alexx, why do you choose to interpret words completely differently from their actual meaning? Like, serious question.

How you got
another way of saying it's better
from
Yes, I would argue having real, actual, living, breathing humans is more natural.
is beyond me.


...I honestly have no idea why you're going off on one; Secret just stated a pretty simple sentence which I, for one, could not find any offence in. Stop with the //attention, damnit.

This coming from the confessed self harming guy with a fringe larger than his penis size.
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#62 Post by crazyswords » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:45 pm

Before I get started here, I just want to make it clear I don't care if anyone jerks it to hentai. But . . .

Next, you reinforced the implication by proceeding to describe how living, breathing people are more natural
It is more natural. Natural as in, we are biologically geared to want to fuck things that can give us babies, so watching things that can give us babies fuck is closer to that prerogative than watching drawings of things that can give us babies fuck.

Seriously, I don't know how you can be so dense or defensive on this subject. When it comes to sex, it's more natural to get turned on by things that breathe than things that don't--or things that have real tits, ass, vaginas, etc. in comparison to things that have simulated tits, ass, vaginas, etc. Note: I said "more natural," not "more morally correct/better/whatever the fuck presumption you want to tie to the statement that's beside the point."

If I gave you two plants, one alive and the other made of plastic, would you really try to argue that they're both just as natural?

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#63 Post by Secret_Alt » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:30 pm

You are the one who brought up the word natural before anybody. Thank you Atra and crazy for the responses.

I think we're done here. It is very clear where you are at, Alex.

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#64 Post by ggs, g2g » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:03 pm

we are biologically geared to want to fuck things that can give us babies,
I most certainly aren't. I hate kids.

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#65 Post by Secret_Alt » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:00 pm

AlexxShadenk777 wrote:
we are biologically geared to want to fuck things that can give us babies,
I most certainly aren't. I hate kids.
*don't

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#66 Post by crazyswords » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:05 pm

I most certainly aren't. I hate kids.
This is where I would usually pull out the internet dictionary and prove you don't know what the word biological means, but I'm worried that in the definition, there'll be some other word you don't know the meaning of, and that you and I will just go spiraling down the rabbit hole of the English language until I'm explaining to you articles and pronouns.

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#67 Post by ggs, g2g » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:31 pm

Sorry if my rethorics are that mind numbing for you.

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#68 Post by Secret_Alt » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:45 pm

This is getting embarrassing.

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#69 Post by crazyswords » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:10 am

No, it's your lack thereof that I find mind-numbing. Also your spelling.

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#70 Post by v4lor » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:12 am

This topic proves no one on this board has a sense of humor anymore except for Taz, and that's kind of sad.

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#71 Post by RX7 » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:04 am

lol
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#72 Post by Jebryath » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:10 am

AlexxShadenk777 wrote: I most certainly aren't. I hate kids.
am not*

ALSO THIS THREAD SUCKS AND IS NOW ABOUT CATERPILLARS.

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#73 Post by Andy » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:25 am

Caterpillars are gross.
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#74 Post by Super Dante » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:35 am

someone doesn't like caterpillars? gtfo

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#75 Post by Andy » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:37 am

No. They're gross. Fag.
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#76 Post by v4lor » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:47 am

ALSO THIS THREAD SUCKS AND IS NOW ABOUT CATERPILLARS.
I SEE YOUR CATERPILLARS AND RAISE YOU CAMEL SPIDERS

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#77 Post by Super Dante » Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:20 am

Andy wrote:No. They're gross. Fag.
They're harmless. And squishy. And cute. STOP HAVING WRONG OPINIONS, MAN

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#78 Post by TaZ » Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:52 am

Camel spiders are so fucking badass. LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

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You can totally see the scorpion going all like "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

And the spider, stand on his father's remains is all like "COME AT ME, BRO."
...I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet there'd only be one website left and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'...

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#79 Post by ggs, g2g » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:53 am

My heart goes out to all the arachnophobics out there.

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#80 Post by Sharder » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:07 pm

people argue over the dumbest things.. >_> damn man

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#81 Post by Gerbil X » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:09 pm

To go back to secret for just a second, I too interpreted your first post as a bit condescending, but I accept your clarification. And even if you were being condescending, you certainly have the right to be so if you felt that there was a problem. ~o~

Those caterpillars were quite cute. The spider looked pretty cool, too. (>")>

To get back on topic, I absolutely adore this picture:

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Also:

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#82 Post by Psychochild » Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:30 am

To get back on topic, I absolutely adore this picture:
Nothing gets me hotter than having my internal organs liquified.

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#83 Post by Gerbil X » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:27 am

Who says she eats him?

First page: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_prSucQJUI9M/SeHrW ... 5B6%5D.jpg

More relevant page:

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I love the scratching and the multiple eyes and legs! Oh man, I love spider girls. \o/

The "Living with ___ Monster Girl" comics are what got me into monster girls. (>")> Don't you guys go to /d/?
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#84 Post by Tecarmel » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:31 am

GX, can you edit a NSFW warning in the topic title? I gotta know what not to click on when I'm on the computers at school. Thank yoooou

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#85 Post by ggs, g2g » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:01 am

Psychochild wrote:
To get back on topic, I absolutely adore this picture:
Nothing gets me hotter than having my internal organs liquified.
Yeah Psycho, who says that all monstergirl x man sex ends in eating the dude? You're not thinking outside the box.
GX, can you edit a NSFW warning in the topic title?
You'd think having "porn thread" right on the title is enough...

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#86 Post by Tecarmel » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:53 am

AlexxShadenk777 wrote:You'd think having "porn thread" right on the title is enough...
There's a difference between discussing/linking it and posting embedded nsfw images on a generally sfw site. Also, the title does not say "porn thread."
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#87 Post by Tecarmel » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:55 am

Double post

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#88 Post by ggs, g2g » Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:04 pm

Sorry; "pornography board*".

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#89 Post by Gerbil X » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:46 am

It's a good enough point. I didn't think to at first, as I don't think the entire first page has anything inappropriate, but I think that it makes sense now.
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#90 Post by ggs, g2g » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:25 pm

Since we have a porn thread now...

I always wonder whose job is it to stand next to the girl with a sharpie at the ready to scribble all over them.
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#91 Post by sshplur » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:52 pm

spider girls
Interesting. Reminds me of her:
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#92 Post by Lady K » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:42 am

RX7 wrote:whack it to some hentai.

If something gets my dick so hard to the point where I feel like I need to blow some knuckle children out, then that's good enough for me.
Best phrasing ever. Can't believe I missed this before.
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#93 Post by Gerbil X » Fri May 18, 2012 5:26 am

Woooooooooooooo!

My dream of translating naughty doujins, 3 years in the making, has finally amounted to something:

http://www.fakku.net/doujinshi/theres-l ... oo-english

There's one or two typos, but I hope that someone enjoys it! o;
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#94 Post by Gerbil Zero » Sat May 19, 2012 12:08 am

I am proud of you but don't quote that to any of my suitors.

I DON'T WANT THEM THINKING I'M SOME HUMONGOUS PERVERT*.


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#95 Post by Lady K » Tue May 29, 2012 3:22 pm

Our little Gerby is growing up! -wipes tears and goes to read translated porn-
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