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No Fap 2012

#1 Post by Super Dante » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:50 am

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HOW LONG CAN YOU CANDY ASSES LAST

POST ALL PROGRESS IN THIS THREAD IT IS OKAY TO HAVE SEX, GET HANDJOBS, ETC JUST NO MASTURBATING

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#2 Post by DelusionaryKiller » Sun Jan 01, 2012 7:27 am

Day 1-
Haven't thought about this, now that you mention it, I feel like fapping.
Opps I fapped.
Edit: But in all seriousness, I didn't fap.
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#3 Post by Charles » Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:32 am

I decided to actually try but 30 seconds later...
I was fapping.

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#4 Post by Atra Viator » Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:22 pm

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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#5 Post by Shadow » Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:20 pm

i no understand what is fapping.
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#6 Post by TaZ » Sun Jan 01, 2012 7:17 pm

Jan 1, 2012. 2:30 am. Just masturbated.
...I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet there'd only be one website left and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'...

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#7 Post by Super Dante » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:26 pm

DAY ONE - No random boners yet or urges to fap. Nothing hard so far. We shall see how long this lasts

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#8 Post by Addi » Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:40 pm

Stayed up all night. Got a boner in the morning; while still awake.

I'm sorry but... i fapped. *sigh*

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#9 Post by Lady K » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:04 pm

I'm with Atra. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
And now I have to pay the price to go on living.

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#10 Post by Super Dante » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:11 pm

GODSPEED, GENTLEMAN AND MADAME

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#11 Post by Tikok » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:03 am

I already lost too~

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#12 Post by BerN » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:07 am

Wish I saw this thread sooner. >_>

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#13 Post by Super Dante » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:45 am

End of Day One - Almost got a random boner after showering but controlled it. Had a sudden urge to whip it out but stayed composed and it passed. Outlook on this mission is looking good.

YOU ALL SUCK :P

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#14 Post by crazyswords » Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:17 am

I'm in! Have not fapped by chance today.

Day 2 coming up.
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#15 Post by Shadow » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:44 am

I'M NOT LETTING A RANDOM THREAD ON PB TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT TO DO, SO NER.
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#16 Post by Super Dante » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:17 am

Shadow wrote:I'M NOT LETTING A RANDOM THREAD ON PB TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT TO DO, SO NER.
I'M DOING IT FOR THE GOOD OF MY WELL BEING

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#17 Post by Shadow » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:09 pm

YES BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING
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#18 Post by Lady K » Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:34 pm

I had the most vivid fucking dream about masturbating this morning. I actually thought it happened until I realized that people were walking in and out of the room and the blanket I had over myself to cover my actions was threadbare and everyone could see. XD

So I'm still in the running!
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#19 Post by Devil Dante » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:10 pm

Goddamn you people are so horrible in controlling your urges. I've had a couple boners but I just controlled them lol. Haven't fapped since a couple days before New Year's. Gonna see how long I can hold out. FOR MY WELL BEING.
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#20 Post by DelusionaryKiller » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:37 pm

So everybody here in PhantomBabies had some fun with there hand?
Wow then, I'm in this shit.
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#21 Post by Super Dante » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:42 pm

These raging boners are going to be the death of me sooner or later, but still no fapping so far

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#22 Post by Devil Dante » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:01 pm

Same as SD. Control yourself son, you can do it. We can do it. We must not fap.

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#23 Post by Tikok » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:27 am

Goddamn you people are so horrible in controlling your urges. I've had a couple boners but I just controlled them lol.
It's more like , why would you bother if you can just fap . Since it feels great, why avoid it~?

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#24 Post by Jebryath » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:00 am

You're beautiful as you say the words.
The beautiful words you say.

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#25 Post by Super Dante » Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:59 am

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#26 Post by Addi » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:26 am

Sounds interesting. I will have a go at that, to confirm!

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#27 Post by Atra Viator » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:02 pm

DD, aren't you still 8? How do you eve-

Going strong. >:]
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#28 Post by Lady K » Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:14 pm

Atra Viator wrote:Going strong. >:]
As in, no boners, or just resisting? XD
And now I have to pay the price to go on living.

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#29 Post by Atra Viator » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:57 pm

Lady K wrote:
Atra Viator wrote:Going strong. >:]
As in, no boners, or just resisting? XD
Resisting well. (:

...Although, the Borg are insistent on telling me that resistance is futile.
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#30 Post by Devil Dante » Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:34 pm

Atra Viator wrote:DD, aren't you still 8? How do you eve-
I hate you.

So how's that beard thing working out? Got one yet?
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#31 Post by DelusionaryKiller » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:10 am

Come on guys just FAP!!! Let me win this!!!
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#32 Post by crazyswords » Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:27 am

Forfeit. Sweet, sweet forfeit.
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#33 Post by Tikok » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:51 am

A little gift for you guys~
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#34 Post by Gerbil Zero » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:25 am

I have 2 friends with pedophilia (slight or otherwise) and I'm glad to say they didn't rub off on me at all.

I still love dirty whores and did not find that attractive.

But I already "lost" NF2012. I was like, "yeah, I'm starting my workout tomorrow, I might as well..." and let one out.

Not necessarily arousing but I like reading Oglaf. They're sometimes really funny in spite of (or because of) the copious amounts of gay (both kinds!).

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#35 Post by Jebryath » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:32 am

INK ATTACK!
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#36 Post by Shadow » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:36 am

Tikok wrote:A little gift for you guys~
<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ml9cV7j_DkA?ve ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ml9cV7j_DkA?ve ... r_FR&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
you just totally killed my boner.
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#37 Post by Lady K » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:26 pm

I feel left out, not having a boner and all. T_T

Also I just like saying "boner" because it's a funny word.
And now I have to pay the price to go on living.

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#38 Post by Devil Dante » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:34 pm

Tikok wrote:A little gift for you guys~
<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ml9cV7j_DkA?ve ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ml9cV7j_DkA?ve ... r_FR&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
Thank you. This will definitely help me kill my boners whenever I feel helpless.
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#39 Post by Charles » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:16 pm

Tikok wrote:A little gift for you guys~
<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ml9cV7j_DkA?ve ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ml9cV7j_DkA?ve ... r_FR&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
You just made me have a boner you fuckw~ .....oh! Now I get it!

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#40 Post by Devil Dante » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:07 am

Anyone that gets a boner off that video is a creep... and probably also needs help
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#41 Post by 7foot_sativa » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:21 am

I failed this so many times already, would rather not count how many. Too bad I wasn't aware of this till now.

What happened to that thing about male orgasms 5 times a week increasing life span?

How is not fapping for your health?
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#42 Post by Tikok » Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:49 am

Devil Dante wrote:Anyone that gets a boner off that video is a creep... and probably also needs help
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#43 Post by RX7 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:27 am

I fap'd

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#44 Post by Taro » Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:58 am

Actually, regular masturbation can help prevent prostate cancer.

ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s. Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

Just sayin'.

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#45 Post by Jebryath » Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:15 am

Good thing I avoided the whole thing, then. HIGH FIVE, TARO!
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#46 Post by Super Dante » Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:37 am

shit

gotta find some prostitutes to help me out with shooting 5 times a week

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#47 Post by RX7 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:45 am

Taro wrote:Actually, regular masturbation can help prevent prostate cancer.

Just sayin'.

>.>
So, what's your opinion on the matter? How do you feel about men wanking it? lol

I'm guessing something like "Hey, if it gives you pleasure and it has medically proven positive effects, then why not?"
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#48 Post by Taro » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:16 am

Pretty much exactly what I think :P Or more like, I encourage it. Sexual activity and experimentation is a lot more fun than a repressed, withdrawn attitude, at least in my book.

*HIGH FIVES JEB*. Why hold back? :D

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#49 Post by RX7 » Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:28 pm

Haha, good stuff.
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#50 Post by Charles » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:07 pm

Taro wrote:Pretty much exactly what I think :P Or more like, I encourage it. Sexual activity and experimentation is a lot more fun than a repressed, withdrawn attitude, at least in my book.
And that's the truth! With cheese on it!

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