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#51 Post by Addi » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:41 pm

Around here they say "one good wank is worth a thousand women". So, technically, i've boned 1.000 ladies yesterday...

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#52 Post by Lockheart » Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:17 pm

That's a bit backwards.

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#53 Post by Gerbil Zero » Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:31 pm

Taro wrote:*HIGH FIVES JEB*. Why hold back? :D
Ask yourself if he's left-handed or right-handed.

Then recall which hand he high-fived with.

PROTEIN STAINS ARE SUPER TOUGH TO GET OUT.

AS A WOMAN OF SCIENCE, YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.

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#54 Post by Gerbil Zero » Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:32 pm

Lockheart wrote:That's a bit backwards.
women thousand a worth is wank good one.

... Well it's not all the way backwards.

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#55 Post by crazyswords » Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:06 am

Gerbil Zero wrote:
Taro wrote:*HIGH FIVES JEB*. Why hold back? :D
Ask yourself if he's left-handed or right-handed.

Then recall which hand he high-fived with.

PROTEIN STAINS ARE SUPER TOUGH TO GET OUT.

AS A WOMAN OF SCIENCE, YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.

I was actually thinking about making a comment about wiping her hands off after.
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#56 Post by Devil Dante » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:20 am

After I saw that post of how fapping is good, I was just like "fuck it, I'll fap the next time I get a boner". And that was yesterday. So I lost.

THIS IS THE BEST I CAN DO, 5 DAYS? I am disappointed in myself.
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#57 Post by Atra Viator » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:48 pm

I...

Succumbed. A week.
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#58 Post by Psychochild » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:27 am

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HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

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#59 Post by Andy » Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:03 am

I missed this whole thread. Maybe I should visit IR more often.
Tikok wrote:A little gift for you guys~
I don't even have a terrible joke for this.
War were declared.

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#60 Post by crazyswords » Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:01 am

Andy wrote:
Tikok wrote:A little gift for you guys~
I don't even have a terrible joke for this.
My thoughts exactly. Is posting a video of a little cartoon girl dancing in panties supposed to be enticing? I find it rather libido crushing to be honest
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#61 Post by Tikok » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:27 am

My thoughts exactly. Is posting a video of a little cartoon girl dancing in panties supposed to be enticing?
It is~!

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#62 Post by Addi » Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:51 pm

Psychochild wrote:http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk80 ... e-girl.jpg[/url]

HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Seriously man...

SERIOUSLY ?!

o;ifjqweohfibqwejkfbjkqfqwfnrntm

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#63 Post by Shadow » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:57 pm

crazyswords wrote:
Andy wrote:
Tikok wrote:A little gift for you guys~
I don't even have a terrible joke for this.
My thoughts exactly. Is posting a video of a little cartoon girl dancing in panties supposed to be enticing? I find it rather libido crushing to be honest
Nope. If it would be a taller girl, it would be, though.
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#64 Post by Psychochild » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:05 pm

Addi wrote:
Psychochild wrote:http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk80 ... e-girl.jpg[/url]

HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Seriously man...

SERIOUSLY ?!

o;ifjqweohfibqwejkfbjkqfqwfnrntm
Sorry. I was going to post a half-assed render of a shitty anime character in a string bikini but then I realized I didn't have any, so pole dancing stripper'll have to suffice in the mean time. I hope that's alright with you.

If not, I can always go into my folder.

You all know the one.

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#65 Post by Charles » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:37 am

Psychochild wrote:You all know the one.

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This, right here, is how you kill a boner ladies and gents.

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#66 Post by Addi » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:13 am

Now that's more like it Psycho...

More boner killers please! We need more boner killers !

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#67 Post by Jebryath » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:02 pm

protip: just jerk off, no one cares. Except maybe tecarmel, who will just be happy for your health.
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#68 Post by Psychochild » Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:13 pm

Jebryath wrote:protip: just jerk off, no one cares. Except maybe tecarmel, who will just be happy for your health.
Seriously. The real challenge is finding out how many times you can get off in one day.

/I'm up to four this morning alone.

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#69 Post by Super Dante » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:17 pm

Psychochild wrote:
Jebryath wrote:protip: just jerk off, no one cares. Except maybe tecarmel, who will just be happy for your health.
Seriously. The real challenge is finding out how many times you can get off in one day.

/I'm up to four this morning alone.
I seriously wonder if you're serious when I see your posts about beating it. I remember one time you said some ridiculous number like 19? o.o

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#70 Post by Jebryath » Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:11 am

You've never done nineteen in a day? Fuck, your life sucks.
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#71 Post by Super Dante » Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:03 am

I can go 3 times before it gets really, really painful and not worth it

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#72 Post by 7foot_sativa » Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:39 am

I remember how I used to do about 4-6 every night after I first discovered fapping. Then my body became capable of making messes and I had to do it less often... dun dun DUNNN.

Well in the sheets anyway, how dare they be so stain worthy.

PS If 5 per week is worth something like 5 years more to your life span, then Jeb doing it 19 a day is like 133 a week, which means he gets 26.6 years added to his life span. Jeb is a winner.

It probably doesn't work that way though.
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#73 Post by RX7 » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:37 pm

crazyswords wrote:
Andy wrote:
Tikok wrote:A little gift for you guys~
I don't even have a terrible joke for this.
My thoughts exactly. Is posting a video of a little cartoon girl dancing in panties supposed to be enticing? I find it rather libido crushing to be honest
I'm gonna have to hop on the bandwagon here, said video killed my boner as well.

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#74 Post by Tikok » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:57 pm

You too RX ? How boring~!

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#75 Post by Addi » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:09 pm

Is that chick CGI or real ? oO

Those boobs are too good looking ! Too good to be real...

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#76 Post by TaZ » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:02 am

Considering the topic of this thread, this is surprisingly uninteresting.
...I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet there'd only be one website left and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'...

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#77 Post by RX7 » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:15 am

@Tikok - I've never been a fan of lolis, the fact that the loli is 3D makes it even worse. Now if you get a 2D loli with big tits then we might work something out lol.

@Addi - As long as it gets your dick hard, then it's all good.

@TaZ - You need to fap harder.
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#78 Post by Dean Winchester » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:10 pm

I haven't done it since december 31st of last year.


So....

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#79 Post by Secret_Alt » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:33 pm

Am I still safe if I have sex with another person?

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#80 Post by Super Dante » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:38 pm

Secret_Alt wrote:Am I still safe if I have sex with another person?
Yes

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#82 Post by Super Dante » Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:48 pm

TIME FOR NO FAP 2013

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#83 Post by Shadow » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:56 am

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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#84 Post by ShadowRunner » Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:41 am

TIME FOR NO FAP 2013
Am I the very first loser? I just fapped after 7 hours of 2013.

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#85 Post by DelusionaryKiller » Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:24 am

Spambot, do you want to enter NoFap2013?
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