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Girl just wants to work out in peace, let her be!

#1 Post by CYKlone » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:57 pm

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#2 Post by Devil Dante » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:59 pm

That was awesome.
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#3 Post by Master Ry » Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:34 pm

Self defense demonstrations with girls are always way more awesome. Nice!
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#4 Post by Shadow » Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:07 pm

meh. that looked so fake it's not even funny.
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#5 Post by GeM » Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:35 pm

Nice.
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#6 Post by Ely » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:30 pm

Fun choreography and good camera work, but only mediocre execution of the choreography. She missed hitting many of the guys by a mile to the point it looked far too staged.
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#7 Post by Gerbil Zero » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:21 am

And because the sound was repeated for hits of varying power, it really threw me off.

I like girls beating people up though. I blame getting beaten up by a girl in 3rd grade. (I tattled. So dumb.)

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#8 Post by Gerbil Zero » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:21 am

Durr, need a new mouse, too poverty at the moment to stop double clicking.

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#9 Post by TaZ » Sun Jul 15, 2012 5:54 am

Ely wrote:good camera work
Fuck no, are you blind? The camera work is awful.

Barely a step above terribad shit like Jason Statham movies.
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#10 Post by Ely » Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:40 pm

TaZ wrote:
Ely wrote:good camera work
Fuck no, are you blind? The camera work is awful.

Barely a step above terribad shit like Jason Statham movies.
This is you:

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Knows the right camera angles to film kung fu movies that accompanies the choreography of each exchanged hit
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Shut it. You don't know what you're talking about.
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#11 Post by CYKlone » Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:16 pm

Another action scene featuring the same girl:

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#12 Post by Gerbil Zero » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:05 am

The Jeff Winger doppleganger made me smile (it was a "why is he there?" smile).

The DBZ effects made me ponder.

I liked it less than the first one.

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#13 Post by Shadow » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:51 pm

I actually liked it more.
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#14 Post by Ely » Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:18 pm

Decent / fun camera angles, good special effects, but ultimately sloppy movements.
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#15 Post by TaZ » Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:31 am

Ely wrote:This is you:

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Shut it. You don't know what you're talking about.
And you do?

I just don't appreciate the cameraman having a seizure while recording.
...I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet there'd only be one website left and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'...

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#16 Post by Psychochild » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:56 pm

My favorite part is the disappearing body armor.

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#17 Post by DelusionaryKiller » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:58 pm

At least we know what they wanted
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Somehow the Asain woman want her....
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#18 Post by Ely » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:19 pm

TaZ wrote:
Ely wrote:This is you:

Expert film expert
Knows the right camera angles to film kung fu movies that accompanies the choreography of each exchanged hit
Sophisticated gentleman

Shut it. You don't know what you're talking about.
And you do?

I just don't appreciate the cameraman having a seizure while recording.
Yes. Having done kung fu for years and been recorded for it on more than 1 occasion, those angles are what are needed to conceal the fact that you aren't hitting anyone hard in a chreographed fight.

Camera shaking is either to artificially inflate the impact or to hide the lack of skill on behalf of the participants. In this case, it was a combination of both. Likely, the camera guy shook too much, but it still made the fight scene with mediocre martial artists bearable.

Fun activity: watch the video with the computer on mute and you'll see how very clearly none of the hits connect.
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#19 Post by TaZ » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:09 pm

Harmph, pussy kung-fu.

I only watch martial arts videos that have the performers hospitalized afterward.
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#20 Post by Shadow » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:12 am

In that case, you should definitely watch one featuring yourself.
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#21 Post by Psychochild » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:40 am

TaZ wrote:Harmph, pussy kung-fu.

I only watch martial arts videos that have the performers hospitalized afterward.
God you're such a pansy. If half the people going into the fight aren't dead when the dust settles, then it's not a fight worth watching.

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