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Do you suck cock? Part 2

Why of course :p
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#1 Post by Super Dante » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:42 am

Yep, I'm continuing the trend of posting before making an introduction topic! :p

So, I would want people to give me a good welcome and some cookies. :p

Yeah, I'm 'bout 12000 some posts too late, but I certainly didn't properly introduce myself in the Let's get Sticky part 2 topic.

Now, to begin...

Age - 16
Country - United States of Joebama
Colors I Like - Dark green, dark blue, white, grey, black
Quests: Keep this up to date, get over my fear of driving, get a girlfriend, <strike>get 20k gamerscore</strike>.
What else would you like to add? - http://tinyurl.com/35m5wqd
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#2 Post by Askilfeasd » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:59 am

Get a life? Impossible!
A girlfriend? Mythological creatures!
A good job? Pfft, you'll get stuck at McDonalds!
Bang somebody? Prostitutes are right down the street!

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#3 Post by Kamui » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:03 am

Bang someone? *points at Aski's mom*
If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate.
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#4 Post by Super Dante » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:14 am

Askilfeasd wrote:Get a life? Impossible!
A girlfriend? Mythological creatures!
A good job? Pfft, you'll get stuck at McDonalds!
Bang somebody? Prostitutes are right down the street!


Not Impossible!
Not Mythological Creatures!
Fuck You!
I'm not legal yet!

Kamui:So how old is she, how big is her boobs, and how beautiful is she? >_>

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#5 Post by Askilfeasd » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:17 am

Super Dante wrote:
Askilfeasd wrote:Get a life? Impossible!
A girlfriend? Mythological creatures!
A good job? Pfft, you'll get stuck at McDonalds!
Bang somebody? Prostitutes are right down the street!


Not Impossible!
Not Mythological Creatures!
Fuck You!
I'm not legal yet!

Kamui:So how old is she, how big is her boobs, and how beautiful is she? >_>


Prove it!
Go find one then!
I love you too!
Then you'd better grow up fast!

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#6 Post by Kamui » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:20 am

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate.
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#7 Post by Askilfeasd » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:21 am

Lawlz, I thought it was going to lead to GayFAQs.

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#8 Post by Super Dante » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:21 am

Askilfeasd wrote:
Super Dante wrote:
Askilfeasd wrote:Get a life? Impossible!
A girlfriend? Mythological creatures!
A good job? Pfft, you'll get stuck at McDonalds!
Bang somebody? Prostitutes are right down the street!


Not Impossible!
Not Mythological Creatures!
Fuck You!
I'm not legal yet!

Kamui:So how old is she, how big is her boobs, and how beautiful is she? >_>


Prove it!
Go find one then!
I love you too!
Then you'd better grow up fast!


*gets a life* Bitch!
*goes down the street to a prostitute* Disprove'd/10!
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I'm in the Golden Age, why would I want to age?!

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#9 Post by Askilfeasd » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:22 am

Super Dante wrote:
Askilfeasd wrote:
Super Dante wrote:
Askilfeasd wrote:Get a life? Impossible!
A girlfriend? Mythological creatures!
A good job? Pfft, you'll get stuck at McDonalds!
Bang somebody? Prostitutes are right down the street!


Not Impossible!
Not Mythological Creatures!
Fuck You!
I'm not legal yet!

Kamui:So how old is she, how big is her boobs, and how beautiful is she? >_>


Prove it!
Go find one then!
I love you too!
Then you'd better grow up fast!


*gets a life* Bitch!
*goes down the street to a prostitute* Disprove'd/10!
UR A GAY FAG LOLWTFH4X
I'm in the Golden Age, why would I want to age?!


I do!
That ain't a girlfriend!
Yep!
So you can be legal!

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#10 Post by Super Dante » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:32 am

*looks at results*

C'mon guys, vote for option 1 like you guys did in Gerbil's topic! >_>

O RLY?
Yes it is!
O NOZ!
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#11 Post by Joch » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:43 pm

Welcome to Hell, Super Dante :p

*wanders back out, and pretends this topic never existed >_>*

(PS: Your quests are nearly all excellent ones; that's probably why I haven't completed a single one of them =/)
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#12 Post by Super Dante » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:34 am

I'm sure I'll have a hard time with them too, with games like DMC and Zelda out there... >_>

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#13 Post by Super Dante » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:14 am

Needs more cowbell.

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#14 Post by MBagatella » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:24 am

Your mum needs more cowbell.


And no, I dont suck on the cock per se, I prefer to jack it off with my trachea
I molested myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it

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#15 Post by Super Dante » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:25 am

MBagatella wrote:Your mum needs more cowbell.


And no, I dont suck on the cock per se, I prefer to jack it off with my trachea


Your grandma needs more cowbell.

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#16 Post by Dean Winchester » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:26 am

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#17 Post by MBagatella » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:30 am

Super Dante wrote:
MBagatella wrote:Your mum needs more cowbell.


And no, I dont suck on the cock per se, I prefer to jack it off with my trachea


Your grandma needs more cowbell.


Your grandma needs more vaginal lubrication
I molested myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it

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#18 Post by Dean Winchester » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:31 am

LMAO!!!!

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#19 Post by Super Dante » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:11 am

MBagatella wrote:
Super Dante wrote:
MBagatella wrote:Your mum needs more cowbell.


And no, I dont suck on the cock per se, I prefer to jack it off with my trachea


Your grandma needs more cowbell.


Your grandma needs more vaginal lubrication


Your mom needs more vaginal lubrication.

>_>

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#20 Post by MBagatella » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:14 am

Super Dante wrote:
MBagatella wrote:
Super Dante wrote:
MBagatella wrote:Your mum needs more cowbell.


And no, I dont suck on the cock per se, I prefer to jack it off with my trachea


Your grandma needs more cowbell.


Your grandma needs more vaginal lubrication


Your mom needs more vaginal lubrication.

>_>


Not true. You just cant fulfill her needs and get the bath running hot
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#21 Post by Super Dante » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:35 am

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#22 Post by MBagatella » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:58 am

*Reads topic*

At least I have one.

OH SNAP
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#23 Post by Dean Winchester » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:00 am

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#24 Post by Dean Winchester » Tue May 01, 2007 4:31 am

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#25 Post by Super Dante » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:20 pm

MBagatella wrote:*Reads topic*

At least I have one.

OH SNAP
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#26 Post by Salvatori » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:55 pm

I know which option I chose. :p

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#27 Post by Super Dante » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:34 pm

Salvatori wrote:I know which option I chose. :p
You're such a dirty whore :p

>_>

<_<

*disguises self and pretends I never said that*

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#28 Post by Shockproof Jamo » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:53 am

Ah, the good old days of immaturity... :p
ALL bankers should be shot. Every last, motherfucking one of them.

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#29 Post by Hugh Jass » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:30 am

old days?
Occupation?
Gay

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#30 Post by Algarvian » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:33 am

When sucking cocks are the hip and far out things to do.
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#31 Post by zealot » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:59 pm

Welcome to PB
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#32 Post by CMD_sgid_ekaj » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:53 pm

Why of course

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#33 Post by Super Dante » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:35 pm

Algarvian wrote:When sucking cocks are the hip and far out things to do.
This became popular when Zero(known as SeX in the days) joined. Then I fail at reviving it.

Then MBag came along and rubbed it in our faces.

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#34 Post by Algarvian » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:44 pm

Bump for Jochpot!
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Burn in hell!"

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#35 Post by Joch » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:13 am

Why is this bumped up for me? <_<
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#36 Post by Super Dante » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:24 am

You were supposed to pretend this never existed, and we just tricked you into posting again for lulz >_>

Ok, maybe not. Alg, explain

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#37 Post by Algarvian » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:53 am

Super Dante wrote:You were supposed to pretend this never existed, and we just tricked you into posting again for lulz >_>

Ok, maybe not. Alg, explain
Well, this one time, when I was walking alone in the wood. Then there was this bear.
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#38 Post by Super Dante » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:32 pm

And it was Pedobear, of all things

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#39 Post by Sharder » Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:28 am

no u were a pedo bear

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#40 Post by Super Dante » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:10 pm

*insert copy pasta here*

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#41 Post by Super Dante » Sat May 31, 2008 7:55 pm

God this topic is reminding me of how dumb I am >_>

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#42 Post by Shadow » Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:04 pm

Super Dante wrote:God this topic is reminding me of how dumb I am >_>
You've finaly REALISED that you are?
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#43 Post by Super Dante » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:26 pm

ShadowStorm wrote:
Super Dante wrote:God this topic is reminding me of how dumb I am >_>
You've finaly REALISED that you are?
You don't understand what "reminding" means, do you?

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#44 Post by Shadow » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:34 pm

Super Dante wrote:
ShadowStorm wrote:
Super Dante wrote:God this topic is reminding me of how dumb I am >_>
You've finaly REALISED that you are?
You don't understand what "reminding" means, do you?
"This topic is reminding me of how dumb I *AM*.
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#45 Post by Super Dante » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:38 pm

Reminding is the keyword there, not am.

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#46 Post by Shadow » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:19 pm

Lol. No.
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#47 Post by Super Dante » Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:30 pm

<_<

*hopes everyone walks by that without noticing anything*

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#48 Post by Super Dante » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:30 pm

Use<b>ful</b> bump is use<b>ful</b>. :p

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#49 Post by Shadow » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:32 am

Yes, now can everyone see how DUMB you ARE. :D :p

That better? XD
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#50 Post by Gerbil Zero » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:47 am

ShadowStorm wrote:Yes, you can everyone see how DUMB you ARE. :D :p
Strange and ironic that you posted that way.

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